The Mathletology

Tom Cruise seems to have it sorted, getting involved with Scientology seems to have given him the right guidance. Probably earns a lot from his involvement although the 'gifts' aren't really spoke about much. With him finding inner sanctum I am going to start off a group based on a class from School as well! The Geographers doesn't sound great and a cult on history will make us sound like we want to time travel. So instead I have opted for Maths and being a Mathletologist! That's right sign up to my religion as we work out life's equations and subtract all the negative in your life helping you to find the right additions so that you can multiply and spread your square root all over the planet. Join me as I am drinking my very own home brew Joseph Juice and damn I feel revitalised and ready to take on anything in my way. Oh yeah we'll discuss the fees and insurance premiums once you are hooked...