The Ninky Nonk is a train from In the Night Garden but hey you already knew that! Whilst in here we got split up from my girl who was looking for a decent pair of tights. This is where the funniest thing happened. I received a call from her looking for where we were and asking if she had walked to far around the shops. I asked if she was outside a purple shop then she had gone too far down. She responded that she had so I preceeded to guide her past ten more shops saying that you should be walking past... Now past this shop... She then realised that I was walking behind her all along and my knowledge of the shop plan in Lakeside was a fraud haha! Anyway we eventually got to Ikea to return a blind we had brought and whilst at the customer service desk my girl went on her travels again.
I got to the counter and the girl there was working away and chatting to a male colleague as if we weren't there. She said to him that she felt really sick to which I quickly responded with saying that maybe she was pregnant. Silence fell over everyone, except me as I laughed signed the returns slip and walked off thinking that maybe not the right thing to say. Grabbed my girl and then we all headed off for directions ha!
